It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
im holly from the hills drunk
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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