I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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