he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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