I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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