"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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