My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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