I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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