Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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