We're like a lot better than the average bears
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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