I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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