I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
