I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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