Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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