My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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