I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
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No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Your penis caused this!
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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