Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
