Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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