dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
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We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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