Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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