Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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