Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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