think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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