i just google imaged poop.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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