why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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