u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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