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Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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