I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
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And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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