You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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