You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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