Midget sex pt 2 tonight
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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