we made out on top of his cat.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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