I hate your face
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
honey bunches of taint.
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As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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