but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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