everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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