The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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