Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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