You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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