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• (678): View more from Georgia

  quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts

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  too late i think im gettin a gcui

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.

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• (831): View more from California

  I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.

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• (408): View more from California

  We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...

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• (351): View more from Massachusetts

  I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.

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  Bangkok has him now.

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• (949): View more from California

  It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate

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