This girl is more easily done than said...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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