Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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