People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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