We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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