Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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