I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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