well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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