Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
We have so much sex to catch up on
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize