dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
40s are totally the cure
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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