Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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