Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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