No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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