come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I have post one night stand depression
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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