Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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