When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
