You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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