my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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